Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
where am i from again
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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