he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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