Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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