Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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