I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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