Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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