you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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