Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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