How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
My vagina just clenched in fear
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