All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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