quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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