I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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