I wanna bring you to show and tell
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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