I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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