remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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