I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
So. Much. Porn.
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