I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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