I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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