when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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