Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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