Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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