i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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