You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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