Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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