everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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