Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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