i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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