Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
