Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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