What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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