gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
