so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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