I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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