I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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