It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
My vagina just clenched in fear
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