hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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