Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
