She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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