I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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