that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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