brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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