Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
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hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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