Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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