I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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