windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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