no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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