Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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