what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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