Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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