no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
