awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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