so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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