Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize