Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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