so that wasnt chicken after all
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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