just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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