Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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