Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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