Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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