how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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